Illustration of a cat dressed as an 18th-century revolutionary, wearing a tricorn hat and a colonial coat, dabbing confidently. The text below reads: 'I Think, Therefore I Dab.

Would Your Cat Survive in the 18th Century? Take This Revolutionary Cat Quiz!

Ever wondered what role your cat would play in the 18th century? Would they be a fearless leader or a mischievous hiss-torian? Take this fun cat quiz to discover their historical persona—because every feline has a place in history cats!

Imagine this
It's the 18th century. The air is thick with revolution, powdered wigs are all the rage, and candlelit debates over the future of freedom echo through grand halls. But amidst the hustle of history... there is your cat!

Yes your fluffy, overload has been transported back in time- Outlander style. One moment, they're lounging on your laptop; the next, they mysteriously tumbled through the centuries, landing right in the heart of colonial America. Perhaps they'd find themselves rubbing whiskers with Adso the British Shorthair, Claire Fraser's beloved feline companion, perfectly at home in an 18th-century world of candlelit cottages and cracking hearths.

But unlike Adso, who seemed content with his historical surroundings, will your cat embrace their life as a regal paw-triot or demand an immediate return to modern luxuries like central heating, bottomless treats, and unquestioning human worship?

Take this Hiss-torical Quiz and find out what role your cat would play in the 18th century! 🐱✨

1. Your cat sees a feather quill. What do they do?

A) Bat it off the desk and claim victory over the humans. Lil’ General Tee 

B) Dip it in ink and scratch out “We hold these meows to be self-evident...” Declaration of Cat Dependents Tee

C) Try to eat it. Immediately. Give Me Liberty or Give Me Treats Tee


2. Your cat 's favorite pass time in the 18th Century would be?

A) Strategizing battles from the comfort of a velvet chair. The Fur Fathers Tee

B) Sitting on secret documents and making them inaccessible to humans. Hiss-tory Buff Tee


C) Raiding the pantry for forbidden snacks. Purr-suing Happiness Tee


3. Your cat's battle cry would be...

A) “Paw-triot for life!” Paw-triot Tee

B) “Don’t tread on my tail!” Don't Tread on My Tail Tee


C) “I think, therefore I dab.” I Think, Therefore I Dab Tee


4. If your cat had to choose a political stance, it would be...

A) The Right to Purr and Bear Claws. The Right to Purr and Bear Claws Tee


B) More naps. Less taxes. In Whiskers We Trust Tee


C) Total anarchy. But only if breakfast is late. History. Coffee. Cats. Tee



5. Where would your cat be found during the revolution?

A) Whispering advice to world leaders while lounging in luxury. The Fur Fathers Tee

B) Defending the right to naps, treats, and knocking over anything that displeases them. Purr-suing Justice Tee

C) Causing chaos at a Boston Tea Party protest… because they prefer coffee.  History. Coffee. Cats. Tee




RESULTS: What's Your Cat's 18th-Century Persona?

Mostly A’s:
Lil’ General – A fearless leader who commands the household with an iron paw. They may be small, but they demand respect (and snacks).


Mostly B’s:
Hiss-tory Buff – Prefers lounging on important documents over engaging in battle. Probably napped through the revolution.


Mostly C’s:
Revolutionary Paw-triot – A troublemaker with a love for treats, rebellion, and knocking over inkwells.


No matter what kind of colonial kitty your cat would be, there's a purr-fectly fitting design in the OMThread History Cats Collection!

Tell Us - Would Your Cat Have Made History?

Would your cat have been a fearless leader, a clever strategist, or a chaotic tea-spiller? Drop your cat’s results in the comments! 👇 Bonus points if you share their most revolutionary act (knocking over a mug of tea counts).

Share your cat’s results in the comments! And if your feline deserves a place in the history books, tag us on Instagram @OMThreadStore wearing your History Cats Tee!

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